Biography

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Merchandise

The Woobie Award© 

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But we do have this prohibitively expensive book!

 

J. Andrew Haknort: The World’s Worst Poet ($12.84) A highly overpriced mass market paperback collection of hundreds of really bad poems and jokes. Guaranteed to offend everybody. Adults only please. Normally $39.99. Due to unpopular demand, it's now less than thirteen bucks. Published by Heinous House 4.5" x 6.5" 174 pages