The Poems of J. Andrew Haknort
100% Guaranteed to make you wet your pants.*
You've never read poetry like this.
Welcome to the Official J. Andrew Haknort page. Though the prestigious Woobie Award© winning poet died in 1975, his body of work continues to inspire dozens of people around the world.
Called "The King of Micro Prose." by those who call him that, J. Andrew Haknort's hundreds of poems ranged from vulgar to obscene. But even his most diehard critics have to admit,"Yeah, he wrote hundreds of them."
This massive compilation of short verse is meant to be read aloud, preferably while on a controlled substance. But be warned; there's something here to offend EVERYONE.
You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll learn a few things. But most of all, you'll wonder what kind of person would write stuff like this, and if it's even legal.
Was he a brilliant visionary, ahead of this and any other time? Or was he a rambling, paranoid psychotic? You can find out here.
So come in, poke around, stay awhile. And, as J. Andrew would say, "Wipe off your goddamn feet first, you lazy assface."